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The Grey Cup Chase.

The Grey Cup chase is one! The playoffs have started. The Aloulets are the top team going into the playoffs. But will they be coming out on top? That is the question everybody in Montreal is asking. Some people have there doubts but I stay faithful. Are team is going to win! Are team is at 110%! Their first match is against the Hamilton Tiger Cats. The odds are on the Montreal Aloulets. The only team we have problems with is the Calgary Stampeders. They have the same record as us. But none the less we will take them out ! show no mercy! We will not be taken out of the playoffs. We have a return veteran Quarter back. We have one of the most successful offensive lines.

 

By Dan ?

 

Ford s_cks !

One of the worst Fords is the Bronco II. It is always broken; it’s a lousy piece of junk Ford.

Stuck with a Ford, your not out going fast; you are under the hood and out of gas, while a Chevy man is leaving you in the dust, making you eat lots of grass.

Imagine this. When you are in your Chevy you pull up to a stop and there is a Ford that wants to race. You are sure to leave him there, so before the light turns green, you rev your Chev to the red line, assuring him you are going to race. When the light turns green, you leave him in a pile of smoke spinning your tires. Then you hear a bang. You look back at the Ford, and you see the dam broken Ford at the starting line.

The Ford blows his motor again.

When you want to race, get a Chevy, you are sure to win. If you want to win, drive a Chev because Chev kicks butt.

 

by: Lonnie